24.10.12

Musing: How (not) to drink coffee


I am sitting in a coffee shop. 

I have been working on data analyses for the last three straight hours. 

I just picked up my coffee and tried to drink it. 

Out of the wrong side of the lid. 

It proceeded to spill all over my face and dress. 

And I inhaled some. 

Thankfully, my friend was on hand to go fetch me napkins. 

So I could attempt to salvage my dignity... 





So that this calamity might never befall you, I am going to show you how to drink coffee correctly.  This handy diagram should clear up any misconceptions you've had about proper imbibing techniques.  






Godspeed, my friends.  

Drink safely.  






6 comments:

  1. My beverage consumption will be safer from now on because of this timely piece of advice. Bless you. ;)

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  2. Hahaa, love this. Oh, coffee, so mischievous but so delicious!

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  3. Haha, perfect. If it's any consolation, the other day I just missed my mouth and poured coffee down my shirt instead. You know, because sometimes its hard to tell whether the cup is actually against your lips or not...

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  4. So glad I'm not the only one to do this! And laughing whilst drinking a coke and having it gush from your nose- any tips on that one?

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    1. I'll consider that and get back to you. ;)

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