I am sitting in a coffee shop.
I have been working on data analyses for the last three straight hours.
I just picked up my coffee and tried to drink it.
Out of the wrong side of the lid.
It proceeded to spill all over my face and dress.
And I inhaled some.
Thankfully, my friend was on hand to go fetch me napkins.
So I could attempt to salvage my dignity...
So that this calamity might never befall you, I am going to show you how to drink coffee correctly. This handy diagram should clear up any misconceptions you've had about proper imbibing techniques.
Godspeed, my friends.